22 March 2013

Friday Funny: No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.

Friday Funny 1An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.  The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to  their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked  back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and  found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you,  Sally .”

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored  car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up  and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she  counted the money – fifty thousand dollars!

Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”

Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the  bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the  neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon  me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car  yesterday?”

Sally said, “No”.

Andy said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the  attic.

Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting  senile”

The policemen turned to Andy and began to question him. One said:  “Tell us the story from the beginning.”

Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from  school yesterday ……”

The first police officer turned to his partner and said,  “We’re outta here!”


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